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    Name: Liz
    Location: New York

    I'm 37 and have been happily married since Sept. 2002. Ivan is truly my companion in life. Our TTC journey has felt like a never ending roller coaster ride. We had an ectopic PG in Dec. 04 and in April 05 found out my IF is due to tubal abnormality. We were told IVF was our only hope. July 05 we did IVF # 1 and it was a chemical PG. We did IVF # 2 in Oct. 05 and it was a BFN. In Jan. 06 we did a combined fresh and frozen embryo transfer and it was a BFN. We were determined not to give up our dream of having a baby. IVF # 4 was in April 06. The cycle worked like a charm and on December 20, 2006 we were blessed with Hannah and Matthew.

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    Wednesday, March 22, 2006

    The IVF Plunge!

    A friend sent this to me.


    The IVF Plunge!!


    The latest.... The greatest.... Come ride the spectacular new roller coaster, now open at an IVF clinic near you! Take...

    THE IVF PLUNGE!

    Thrills! Chills! Stabs! Jabs! Laughs! Screams!

    What makes THE IVF PLUNGE so unique is that it is actually several rides in one! But not all riders will experience all the rides - automatic track switchers randomly select cars to go on any particular sequence. In addition, selection of a clinic also results in different protocols, behavior, treatment, cost and support. So THE IVF PLUNGE is never the same ride twice!

    For more details, read on....

    Some riders will experience thrills on the INSURANCE ride! Swinging you around, upside down and inside out, a brass ring of coverage will be tantalizingly close, only to be snatched away at the last minute! For those riders who manage to snatch the brass ring, a FREE RIDE on THE IVF PLUNGE is available! (provided they meet certain restrictions.) Riders who don't grab the brass ring get a consolation prize - a ride on the CASH attraction! Whether maxing out the credit cards, taking a second loan on the house, or sponging off of future grandparents, this is a ride that you will remember for the rest of your life as you struggle to pay off the debt!!

    A new attraction for PCO sufferers has recently been added - called DAY ONE. This ride starts with the well-known classic DAY ONE - a big draw in the INFERTILITY group of attractions - and ratchets the anticipation UP!!! Will YOU meet the cut-off date??? Then of course there is the Day 3 FSH - do YOUR ovaries have what it takes?


    The first part of the main ride is familiar to those who've been to the INFERTILITY attractions before - OPKs! But the intensity is GREATER - the highs are higher and the lows are lower and the kits are even HARDER to read!! But it all pays off as you move into....

    MEDICATIONS! This is the most intense part of THE IVF PLUNGE, described by visitors as the ride from hell!! Whether your shots are subcutaneous or intramuscular, you won't want to miss the artificial menopause brought on by lupron, and don't forget THE HORRORMONES! You think you've done injectibles before? You think you're a pro? THINK AGAIN!! With HIGHER levels of injectibles, and DAILY monitoring, this is where the nightmare becomes reality! Then who can forget the terror of HYPERSTIMULATION, one of those random side trips! Another random side trip, POOR RESPONSE, has a chance of ending your ride early!!! Just another sense of anticipation! Can YOU make it through this part of the ride?

    If so, it's on to RETRIEVAL AND TRANSFER. This ride is unique in that NO TWO PEOPLE EXPERIENCE THE SAME THING!! Some will sail through with arms raised, careening into the next sequence. Others will be shunted off due to poor egg or sperm quality, incomplete fertilization, or fragmented embryos! Your heart will be in your mouth as you await the phone call telling you how many embryos made it! And will you be sick with anticipation, or is that a reaction to the anesthesia???

    Then the TWO WEEKS FROM HELL. Words cannot describe this phenomenon! With daily intramuscular shots of progesterone in oil, this is probably the most painful part of the ride! The highs and lows are even more intense, as you are surrounded by well-meaning but offensive friends and relatives saying "Well?" and otherwise telling you what you SHOULD have done. NOTHING you have experienced in the two week wait of prior cycles will prepare you for this!! You will laugh, cry, scream - all at the same time! You will feel suspended in time as you wait for.....

    THE TEST. The most anticipated part of the ride!!! Some random number (depending on clinic stats) will PASS!! Those lucky riders will go on to the PREGNANCY ride, a swirling maelstrom of emotions, changes, and risks! Those who receive a negative beta-HCG are not left out though. They will descend a huge drop of what will seem like ten miles in about 10 seconds!! The misery and tears will be just the beginning, as pregnant women and women with babies and adorable toddlers will be EVERYWHERE! But never fear, because for only thousands of dollars you can once again -

    Take THE IVF PLUNGE!!!


    | posted by Liz at 8:56 AM |


    15 Comments:

    Anonymous Anonymous commented at 9:06 AM~  

    Oh that is hysterical!! I'm hoping to only take the IVF plunge once.

    Anonymous Anonymous commented at 9:35 AM~  

    That is so funny and true!

    Blogger Nico commented at 10:13 AM~  

    Fantastic post. I hope that you get a nice smooth ride!!!

    Blogger x commented at 1:05 PM~  

    You almost managed to make it sound like fun.
    I doing the cash attraction, just couldn't reach that brass ring.

    Blogger beagle commented at 3:50 PM~  

    Just another Jenny beat me to it: you almost make this IVF ride sound FUN!

    I am currently waiting to hear:

    Will YOU meet the cut-off date???
    Come on darn AF!

    Great post, very creative!

    Anonymous Anonymous commented at 7:44 PM~  

    Too funny - what a clever post! If only it were a nice predictable merry go round.

    Blogger Lut C. commented at 1:41 PM~  

    HAHA! And the sad thing is, I can't wait!!!

    Anonymous Anonymous commented at 8:42 PM~  

    Too funny...the brass ring was snatched from me.

    Anonymous Anonymous commented at 9:08 PM~  

    Yes, it truly is a plunge.

    Anonymous Anonymous commented at 5:27 PM~  

    That is so cool.

    Anonymous Anonymous commented at 6:34 PM~  

    The IVF plunge...the never ending rollercoaster of emotions...so many ups and downs.

    Anonymous Anonymous commented at 9:03 AM~  

    Wishing you a smooth ride with much success.

    Anonymous Anonymous commented at 10:58 AM~  

    I'm getting ready for my 2nd plunge...the post describes it perfectly.

    Wishing you the best.

    Anonymous Anonymous commented at 11:38 AM~  

    This is hysterical and SO true.

    Good luck. Miss you on the board.

    Anonymous Anonymous commented at 7:14 PM~  

    Great description of what it entails.

    Good luck with your cycle.

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